Attention Shoppers, Washboard Abs on Aisle 5!

The only thing the pappers were in the market for at a Ralph's grocery store in Malibu yesterday was some Grade A beef -- aka Matthew McConaughey.

We tried asking about his wild and crazy trip to Nicaragua ... but don't the pictures speak for themselves?





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